I’m desperate to pop my cherry. My fated mates are just as desperate to claim me. But my wonky magic makes it impossible to do "it" even after being together for a whole year!
With nothing left to lose, I turn to the one person who could help: my neighbor, Juniper, the town’s dildo witch. But when we turn to dark magic, things go terribly… limp. And not just for my fated mates and Juniper’s men—but for the entire town.
If we don’t reverse the spell by midnight, the town’s *ahem* bananas will stay deflated forever. I’ll be stuck with my v-card, and no one in the town willride a man’s *ahem* broomstick ever again.
Deflated is a reverse harem novella in the Silver Springs shared universe and comes with a happily ever after.
Hillarious! This quirky romance had me laugh out loud so many times I lost count. I have a hard time finding worthy authors who make me laugh as much as these do. Will Violet ever lose her "flower"? Will the erectile dysfunction issue ever be solved? Or will the aubergines stay flaccid forever? I highly recommend getting this asap to find out.Miss E - Amazon customer